Annnnddd look who’s number #1!

OK this article is an asshole (inanimate object or not, thats the best word I can think of!) But I like the outcome ;)

Who: The 30 year old Professional:

When: Whenever you’re ready — After a long grueling year of building your social credibility, you’ve definitely come to realize that you must settle down. This epiphany will cause you to feel the need to find someone with a sense of stability that does not need to be out until 5:00AM every night.

Pro’s: She is educated, experienced, hard working and compassionate. You greatly respect the fact that she has persevered through it all and has a stable career. The sex will be great because at this age women are completely comfortable with themselves making sex so much more engaging for both parties.

Con’s: She may feel the biological clock ticking so try not to fall in love. Also, you are in the dead middle of her sex life. You are far from the first and far from the last. Her experience has come with mileage, tread lightly.

Remember gentleman… This game is Chess not Checkers. Every strategic move taken is towards reaching the ultimate goal. If you find any of the following women to be unattainable, clearly you have no idea what you’re doing.